teapayne:

Bob is like one of the most stereotypical names but how many bobs do you actually know

billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

WHOA

NIGHT VALE APPLES

androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

seanizaakse:

Spider-Gwen.
Decided to scratch my fanart itch by drawing Spider-Gwen. Really like the costume design and from the look of it I think she’s gonna be a huge hit with the fans. Can’t wait to read this. I’ll throw some colour on it in the next couple days.

queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

impalassible-nottolove:

So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I